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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

It’s kind of fun to do the impossible. (Walt Disney)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. (Saint Augustine)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

I think ‘Hail to the Chief’ has a nice ring to it. (John F. Kennedywhen asked what is his favorite song)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. (Ambrose Bierce)

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. (Paul Erdos)

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. (definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy)

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. (Umberto Eco)

I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools.Let’s start with typewriters. (Frank Lloyd Wright)

But at my back I always hear Time’s winged chariot hurrying near. (Andrew Marvell)

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. (Albert Giacometti (sculptor))

Many a man’s reputation would not know his character if they met onthe street. (Elbert Hubbard)

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)